Wolf Blitzer would like to take a moment to tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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Bless you Nickelodeon
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the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
While the UK’s Sonic merchandise store has downsized a bit, it still offers some awesome stuff, including this money box, lunch tin, sandwich tin, and bowl. One hopes that the US store will catch up eventually…
Gimme gimme gimme!!! <3
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
How the fuck can you get banned from Germany since those guys are pretty hardcore last time I checked.
He got banned from Germany for being too stupid to avoid attracting attention with a criminal history like that.
Germans were like, “Oh hell no we don’t want that kind of publicity get out.” They knew this was gonna go down didn’t they…
Can not. Stop. Laughing.
Guess he really is a “gangster.” LMAO!!
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Nichelle Nichols (Uhura on the original series):”Whoopi Goldberg, she’s just marvellous. I had no way of knowing that she was a Star Trek fan. When I finally met her it was her first year on the Next Generation.
She loved the show so much and she told her agent she wants a role on Star Trek. Well agents go ‘Big screen, little screen, no, you can’t do that’. Well you can’t tell Whoopi ‘You can’t do that’.
And so they finally asked, and they had the same reaction at Star Trek office, specifically Gene. And she said, ‘I want to meet him and I want him to tell me to my face. If he tells me he doesn’t want me and why, I’ll be fine.’
Knowing Gene he had to take that challenge, and so he met with her. She said, ‘I just wanted you to tell me why you don’t want me in Star Trek.’
Gene said, ‘Well, I’ll just ask you one question and I’ll make my decision on that. You’re a big screen star, why do you want to be on a little screen, why do you want to be in Star Trek?’
And she looked at him and she said, ‘Well, it’s all Nichelle Nichols’ fault.’
That threw him, he said, ‘What do you mean?’
She said, ‘Well when I was nine years old Star Trek came on,’ and she said, ‘I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, “Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!”’ And she said, ‘I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be, and I want to be on Star Trek.’
And he said, ‘I’ll write you a role.’
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A little girl attending the 2013 Motor City Comic Con enthusiastically cosplaying as the legendary Stan Lee is undeniably awesome. But when that same little girl poses for a photo with the real Stan Lee? That, friends, is Super Awesome and pretty much made our day. (They both have such wonderful mustaches!) There’s a photo that deserves place of pride on the fridge.
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Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
clearly they’ve never BEEN on tumblr.
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life